Comedy Script

Paulines Bad Hair Day Hair To solar day asleep(p) Tomorrow Starring:         Pauline Hanson as Herself                           David ONeil as Himself                            chick Edna as Herself/Himself                           Elmo as Himself                           Mr. T as Himself                           Yothu Yindi as Himself                           Didgeridoo son as Himself                           Nadioc demonstrateing People as themselves                           Paul Hogan as Billie Bob Script Scene 1 It was a silvern Sunny Day in the City of Sydney. Every involvement was perfect until a Politician awoke from her slumber.

Pauline: OH what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day (Opens pantry door and David ONeil hands her a Tea non black Tea but white tea.) Gee wiz its a commodious day wheres the paper. (She walks only everywhere to the window and David is cleaning the windows while sitting on a forklift. He hands her the paper. She looks at the paper and notices nighthing that disturbs her deeply.) Oh my god what is this a, Naaaadddddioc March how could this be? I dont equal it. David, please explain.

(David is in an forestage cleaning the Dishes. He puts gobble up the dishes and pass a instructions to explain...) David: Well you see one time a year they draw this March and...

Pauline: I realise that but i thought i destroyed Christina Anu so she cant do the entertainment at the ceremony.

David: I know but they assemble nighone else.

Pauline: Who. Tell me you measly slave.

David: Yothu Yindi Pauline: Why, oh why such a terrible thing must happen on such a elegant day.

David: You know what you must do.

Pauline: To the Fish Mobile.

(You see the two of them running down a white H eachway with their capes flitter in the air. She jumps in the car and tells David....) Pauline: glowering David youll stick to walk.

(She drives off like a flash of lightning. David hopes on to a scooter and starts to push his way along.) Scene 2 We keep an eye on our villain at Billy Bobs Gun Shop. I interview what shes doing? Billie Bob: What can i do for you miss.

Pauline I would like a re aloney big gun.

Billie Bob: What, like this...(He pulls down his pants and swings it around) What do ya think? Pauline: No nothing like that today i would like a sniper gun.

Billie Bob: Good choice. Nice day for killing some poor bugger. The Sniper comes in lots of colours; in that locations Aqua, Purple, Black, White and Jas exploit thats my fav.

Pauline: Ill just take the white.

Billie Bob: Ok. Here ya go, todays special is you even off me $100 000 and Ill throw in an Autograph of Paul Hogan.

Pauline: Ok heres the money.

Billie Bob: Bye mate. (He looks down and notices the autograph is subdued there. Hey you forgot to take your Autograph.

(A wall hanging of a Crocodiles head starts to speak.) Croc: formula it mate no one cares.

Scene 3 in one case again we find our villain at a diverse destination (Whiteys Fish Bar) talking to an Old Friend.

shuttlecock Edna: deary its in fashion theses days. (Pauline is wearing the biggest red Afro wig you occupy ever seen.) And also if you want to be loved you have to change what your wearing its so 80s. The 60s clothes will causa you darling.

(Pauline goes to the toilet and comes out with 60s clothes on and the biggest pair of plaza with dead g emeritus fish in positioning, I think there suppose to be alive.) Pauline: I dont like it.

Dame Edna: Its you darling all over i love it.

Pauline: I have to go.

(She walks out of the shop and while she is walk of life down the street Bee Gees music comes out of nowhere and she has a paint tin in her hand and a queen in the other.) Scene 4 Pauline has finally found her destination. She sets up her equipment on top of the Sydney Harbour bridge circuit.

Yothu Yindi: I am very pleased to be here, but i would like to comment on the death of Christina Anu I feel great morn on her poor soul. Any way I would like to play the hit song treaty to start of the March.

(He starts singing.



Pauline sets up her target. But she doesnt realize that Didgeridoo Boy has uneven her.) Didgeridoo Boy: dsujfivklsaun sadfjase vjnklerv vklwjertnvasdfkl shit.

(He shots a poison dart but a fish falls out of Paulines pocket she bends over and the dart hits a spectator but he is not an ordinary spectator its........) Elmo: Ouch that tickles ha ha ha ha ha ha that tickles.

(Elmo goes plunging into the Harbour. Oh no the bobby pins that were holding Paulines wig up fall on to the ground. A big rumble fills the Bridge the wig falls off and squashs the March.) Pauline: Yes victory is mine ha ha ha.

(David scoots over on his scooter and says......) David: Sorry Im late, I was stuck in traffic.

(They danced around, but wait whose this coming down out of the sky in a Flying apparatus its its its) Mr. T: Im gonna kick your ass fool.

(Pauline looking very floor says.......) Pauline: Youll have to get through David to get me.

David: UMMMM I just remembered i have to be somewhere else, bye.

(He dives into the river and swims away.) Is all lost for Pauline Pantsdown or is luck on her side of the river.

Scene 5 Mr. T: Your going down fool.

(Mr. T uses his Jedi mind trick to Make Pauline do some pretty weird stuff like the Macarena.) Pauline: take leave it dont make me do such a dance that was interpret by some immigrants.

(Everyone stars laughing at Pauline. She is losing her evil powers her helplessness has been broken.) Pauline: Im melting help me Im melting.

Mr. T: No way fool.

Pauline: I dont like it. (Pauline is now dead and all the elves are out to spread the word with Mr. T.) Everyone: (Mr. T is skipping along with the elves along the yellow brick road.) Ding-Dong the witch is dead which old witch the wicked old witch ha ha ha ha ha.

Well Mr. T has saved the day and i know Sydney is going to partying all night and all day.

Well thats all folks the end.

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